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I Got Stabbed
Story of a very, very bad night.
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Salsa Heavy Metal: Rock y mercadeo transformaron la salsa en espectáculo
Historia de los veinte años que duró el fenómeno.
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Cloudy LA
Even clouds look like CGI in LA.
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Everything is fake
Last year, I hiked the Mount Rubidoux trail in Riverside, CA.
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Not easy being green
Dolphins will love those jellyfish. Oh, wait…
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The White Shoe
This has Netflix written all over it.
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New Year @ Joshua Tree
Denise and I received the New Year in Joshua Tree.
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Six Degrees to Doris Day
One thing leads to another.
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Feliz Navidad
That’s Merry Christmas for some of you.
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Art is Everywhere
Why can’t we be normal?
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Jesus vs. The Beatles 2017
Even Jesus kicks Prince’s ass.
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#Westerossowhite
Apparently, there is still money to be made from slavery.
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Clichés periodísticos
Leyendo noticias de Venezuela y un montón de palabras innecesarias. El vital líquido (agua), se hizo acreedora (ganó), la tierra del sol amada (Maracaibo), precipitación pluvial (lluvia), pulmón vegetal de Caracas (el Ávila), tráfico de vehículos de combustión interna (me gustaría ver cuáles otros ruedan por Caracas).
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The strange acrobatics of my brother’s flight from Mexico City
Maybe the pilot forgot his passport. Maybe he found it.
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Wake up call
It was the weirdest thing…
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Modern art troll
Well, it was in a museum.
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Carne
If it didn’t have a mom, it isn’t food.
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Venezuela’s no-food porn explained
Food shortages are man-made.
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Bird at work
This little guy wants a mansion!
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Puss Fiction
Just watched a clip of a Tarantino interview where he says Mia and Vincent’s dance at Jack Rabbit Slim’s Twist Contest was inspired by “The Aristocats”. Here’s a remix of “The Aristocats” dancing scene.
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Real Democracy Utopia
It’s funny when politicians talk about “real” democracy”. That has never existed, it doesn’t exist, and it will not exist. No country can be a “real democracy” once their financial, social, and political structure has been established. Having different ideologies voted into office every 4 years would destroy any country. Communists come, let’s nationalize, 4…
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Introducing the Fabio Horse
http://dailym.ai/1XsXXT5
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More birds at Work
Cute birds tie knots to weave nests and compete for females by showing off their homes. Cute.
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Lyp Synching Masters
Cher and Tina Turner lip-synching to canned-applause audience
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Walked 2 blocks around Koreatown
Somehow, hurricanes in the Caribbean make it all the way here.
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at least he didn’t die in an explosion in Fallujah
At least he didn’t die in an explosion in Fallujah.
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Just so you know
This is how the end of the world is gonna play out. And you can’t do anything about it.
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Human rights conundrum
2016 and still with these dickheads.
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Conseguí una mata de Chinotto 😳
Misterio resuelto.
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Umbrella duty
Poor Ringo had nothing to do in this song. But had to sit through it anyway 🙁
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RIP Pablo
This guy rocked.
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ONE underrated film
It’s about a robot cop.
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Funny dream with movie stars!
Special guest, Tom Cruise.
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My 6 year old nephew vs Jean Michael Basquiat
Guess who’s who.
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Guillermo del Toro and Mazinger Z
To me, this guy was more important than girls for a looong time. After Pacific Rim, it is clear Guillermo del Toro spent hours and hours watching Mazinger in his childhood. And Ultraman. He watched a lot of Ultraman.
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Self Christmas Gift
Got me a couple of Sinatra albums for Christmas. Both amazing. Like Songs For Swingin’ Lovers Better but any will do for entertaining or just to sit back and relax by yourself.
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The future of ISIS
Fun stuff. For real.
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Jesus Saves
I actually believe this.
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Koreatown, USA
Lived there for a while.
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Two years in the making
After 2 years slowly rebuilding a Technics SL-1200MK2, today I finally received the last two parts needed to bring it back to life. And it works. Still missing the dustcover and the 45″ adapter but the turntable works fine without those 2. I’ll put them on the list for 2016
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Adventurous snail draws Snoopy
Went to Home Depot to buy some plants, unloaded them in front of my apartment, and when I came back from parking found this little stowaway exploring its new surroundings. His sticky path kinda looks like Snoopy.
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Lincoln Killer lived fast, died young and left a good-looking corpse
Just because he had chiseled abs and stunning features didn’t mean that he couldn’t kill the President of the US.
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Bad Guys Always Die
In movies.
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Buddha or Budai
For as long as I can remember my dad owned a Buddha. He still does. It is a little figurine the size of three standing packs of cigarettes with a green velvet covered bottom that, except for a chipped ear, managed to survive in one piece through our family’s different stages and events. Especially the movings. We moved…
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The Boss Is Coming. Look Busy.
We all know the feeling. You are happily checking your Facebook/Twitter/LinkedIn/RedTube accounts when all of a sudden your boss materializes 5 steps away from your desk. What to do? I’ll tell you what and you can thank me later. In the past you’d wet your chair while looking at your boss with one eye and checking for a browser tab that showed something…
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Foreigners & How To Spot Them
Even though by now most racially insensitive stuff is already out of print in the Western World, you can still find the “classics” online. You can buy “Mein Kampf” in Amazon (used and new from $4.99). And I recently bought a first edition of an American biography of Venezuelan dictator Juan Vicente Gomez in which Venezuelans are described as the expected result…
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Most Influential?
There’s a world outside the world where I live in where this is true. Please share how Kanye West influences your life. I might be missing something. Facebook Post
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Billie Holiday: Forever at her peak thanks to photographer
American photographer William P. Gottlieb was responsible for some of the most famous portraits of the golden age of jazz. According to him, Billie Holiday was at her musical and physical peak when he took this picture in 1947, which is considered the most widely used jazz photo of all time. Ironically, that was because…
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The Prince of Trinidad
James Aloysius Harden-Hickey (1854 – 1898)
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Mondo Porno: Reality Check Ends Dreams of World Peace
A few months ago a former ENCI contributor stayed in my LA apartment. We had not seen each other for about 5 years but I kept in contact with him and his wife via Facebook. Back then they lived in Massachusetts and we spent hours talking on the phone, but as it often happens with…