I was reading The New York Times when I realized how much better life is when you don’t have to read about Marco Rubio. Remember that guy? Donald Trump is a nightmare, but at least he’s like a 70s sitcom villain. Romero’s joker. Goofy shit. Rubio was Christopher Nolan’s Bane. All heavy and serious on shit the poor fuck will never come close to comprehend. Good riddance, dude. Really hope I never hear from you again. PS: At some point Time magazine has to fire its editor. She’s clueless.